Wow, I haven’t written anything other than school papers in forever. Well not forever, but since like Christmas. Why not? Cause things have been hella boring that’s why! I go to school. I go to church. I mope about it being rainy, cold, wet, and when I’m really lucky, frozen. Luckily this seemingly never-ending cycle of constant torment, it is now over and spring has arrived!!! Spring= Sun!! Sun= me no longer complaining! Not only is the sun out, but I also got a new job. (That doesn’t get an exclamation point cause it’s still work) I am now employed at a golf course as a cart girl. What exactly does a cart girl do? Well the same thing a ball boy does (used to be called a ball girl, but the sex puns were just way to easy). I wash golf carts (which means I get to drive golf carts; I discovered it is possible to do a doughnut in one, but shhhhh… It was an “accident” I also drive the ball picker, the tractor that picks up the golf balls from the driving range (this isn’t nearly as fun as it looks, and there’s always that one asshole who uses you as target practice) and do pretty much whatever the golf pro needs done (which can be anything really, from picking up garbage, to weeding, to washing his car). So that’s pretty much what I do, and I get to be outside the whole time and running and moving and never holding still! Which is good since I have an attention span of four seconds and I can’t hold still for more than ten.